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Hey Asshole

by Count von Count

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This is not a mission statement In fact I got nothing to say man About what is and what should be Just a little soundcheck boogie Taking off to different places With different people with different faces UFOs in outer spaces Where the Fuck is our Bassist Drinking Whiskey Playing the Soundcheck Boogie This is not a mission statement I am not on the pulpit
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He’s got 24 inch pythons And his balls are made out of steel He rides the wild stallion The keeper of the Freedom Beard Whatcha got stuck in that beard? Uh, I dunno...Your destiny Whatcha got stuck in that beard? He wears the horn rimmed Glasses And he plays a mean third base (love only: I’m talking about like the Schmidter, man”) My man, he was like Samson Til he went and shaved his face Whatcha got stuck in that beard? Your Destiny! Iron Bat No Laces Freedom Beard Whatcha got stuck in that beard?
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John 3:666 03:37
You said you would Your blood red wine stained lips Your Poison Tongue Little White Lies Little White Pills I’ve told my share And I’ve had my fill
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So pick your poison I know you got one Yeah; I got mine Doing just fine If we can’t be happy We can pretend it’s alright 100 degrees and rising 6 feet and falling Can’t you feel it coming on Can’t you feel it calling Bridge: Blood and Sweat Beers and Weed We drink We scream And we cough and we bleed Goddamn I let my guard down And who would know It’d come to this

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Recorded at Second Story Sound by Mike Bardzik.

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released April 12, 2019

Tom-Drums
Angeline-Bass, Vocals, Talkbox on “Bong Legs”
Vavala-Vocals, Guitar

Chris Haug-Vocals on “Freedom Beard” (playing the part of the keeper of the Freedom Beard.
Mike Bardzik-“Danzig Harmony” on “Birdbot”
Andy Lees-the keeper of the Freedom Beard
Mike Cummings-vocals On “Freedom Beard” and “Bord of.
Donny from Dick Swinging Kids gave us one line for “Freedom Beard”.

Freedom Beard is a true story and is about Andy Lees. See if you can spot the Dead Milkmen reference.

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Count von Count Wilmington, Delaware

Count von Count proudly started in Delaware, circa 2003.

We released 4 EPs, 5 splits, a tour only comp, & a compilation of the out of print first two EPs.

Early, Justin Angeline played Bass and Pete Dawson played Bass for a time.

The final and definitive lineup consisted of Tom Ewing, Chris Haug, Mike Cummings, and Justin Vavala.

We’re committed to DIY/punk ethic, and happily lost money.
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